Matrimonial Ads....Hillarious

This is Ultimate…I bet u can't stop laughing. These are
Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com These are actual ads on a matrimony
site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as
everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail...

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Hello To Viewers My Name is Saradha , I am single i dont have male,If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore .... if u like me u welcome
to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u
letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Saradha ~*~

(Truly yours)

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i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)

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I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ............hold my
hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

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i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

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HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})

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whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be
called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP??

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i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome" )

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iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother
sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?) ( Confused ????? )

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my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! )

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iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

( Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )

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hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i
divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there anything
like that.)

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I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.

(Zebra..???) (Gosh!!!!!!! ! she knows her heart color)

his is Ultimate…I bet u can't stop laughing. These are
Girls profiles taken from shaadi.com These are actual ads on a matrimony
site. Grammar and spelling errors have no place in a profile description as
everything is straight from the heart!

Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic grammar after
reading this mail....

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
Hello To Viewers My Name is Saradha , I am single i dont have male,If any
one whant to marrie to me u can visite to my home. I am not a good
education but i working all field in bangalore .... if u like me u welcome
to my heart... when ever u whant to meet pls visit my resident or send u
letter..
Thanks
yours Regards Saradha ~*~

(Truly yours)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

i want very simple boy. from brahmin educated family from Orissa state she
is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Wut Homework?)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~

I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love
to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamboy who will love me more than i. Because i love myself
a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ............hold my
hand forever !!!

(The dilwale dulhaniya effect)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~
i want a boy with no drinks if he wants he can wear jeans in house but
while steping out of house he should give recpect to our cast

(by not wearing his jeans? Wat the hell...)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GIRL,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A BOY THEY ARE

1. THEY MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.
2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION
3. THEY SHOULD NOT GET BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH.

(all of us are loughing {laughing})

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

whatever he may be but he should feel that he is going to be someone groom
and he must think of the future life if he is toolike this he would be
called the man of the lamp

(I am clueless, I feel so lost. Can anyone tell me what this girl wants)

Infact she doesn ?t know wat she wants ?.. ? A LAMP??

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and I love the
patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok

(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome" )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

iam pranati my family histoy my two brother two sister and father & mother
sister completely married

(somebody please explain in comments section how to get married
'completely' ?) ( Confused ????? )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

my name is farhanbegum and i am unmarried. pleaes you marrige me pleaes
pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes pleaes

(height of desperation! )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

iam kanandevi. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was marred.
(No comments)

( Plz ? for gods sake ask somebody ?s help in framing sentence )

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

hello i am a good charactarised woman. i want to run my life happily. i
divorced my first husband. his charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits boy who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted..?? ?)

(Perhaps Debit Cards accepted ?.. Clean Habit s??????? Is there anything
like that.)

~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~

I am Sharmila my colour is black, but my heart is white. i like social
service.

(Zebra..???) (Gosh!!!!!!! ! she knows her heart color)

Egg Donation & Surrogacy

Surrogacy is an arrangement whereby a woman agrees to become pregnant for the purpose of gestating and giving birth to a child for others to raise. She may be the child's genetic mother the more traditional form of surrogacy), or she may be implanted with someone else's fertilized egg (gestational surrogacy).

Surrogacy is a method of assisted reproduction. In some cases it is the only available option for a couple who wish to have a child that is biologically related to them.

In traditional surrogacy the surrogate is pregnant with her own biological child, but this child was conceived with the intention of relinquishing the child to be raised by others; often by the biological father and possibly his partner, either male or female.

In gestational surrogacy the surrogate is pregnant via embryo transfer with a child of which she is not the biological mother. She may have made an arrangement to relinquish it to the biological mother or father to raise, or to a parent who is themselves unrelated to the child (e. g. because the child was conceived using egg donation and/or sperm donation).

Altruistic surrogacy is a situation where the surrogate is not receiving financial reward for her pregnancy or the relinquishment of the child (sometimes with the exception of medical expenses associated with the pregnancy or birth) Compare with commercial surrogacy which is a type of surrogacy in which the surrogate is being paid for her pregnancy and the relinquishment of the child. It is typically combined with gestational surrocacy).

A surrogate mother or birth mother is the woman who is pregnant with the child. The word surrogate, from Latin subrŏgare (to substitute), means appointed to act in the place of.^] The commissioning parents are the individual or persons who intend to rear the child after its birth.

There is a tendency now to limit the term 'surrogacy' to only mean 'gestational surrogacy

Gestational Surrogacy (In Vitro Fertilization)

The Intended Parents creates embryos that are transferred to the surrogate mother, and the surrogate mother gestates the child but maintains no genetic link. The eggs can be provided by either the Intended Mother or by an egg donor. The client family then petitions the court to change the birth certificate; this modified birth certificate reflects the correct parentage of the child.

Traditional Surrogacy (Artificial Insemination)

The surrogate mother donates her egg. The partner or a donor provides the sperm that is used to fertilize the egg inside the womb and creates a child. The surrogate mother gestates the embryo and has a genetic link to the child. The client family then petitions the court to change the birth certificate; this modified birth certificate reflects the correct parentage of the child.

Center vs. Independent

You may be thinking of finding a surrogate or egg donor on your own, or you may have already located one. This may seem to be an inexpensive way to solve your problems; however, selecting a surrogate mother or donor on your own may be risky! There are many issues to consider and steps to be taken to ensure a successful outcome. Remember, you are asking a surrogate mother or egg donor to become involved in one of the most important events in your life -- the creation of your child! If you still choose to locate your surrogate or egg donor independently, our program also offers an assistance option to help you pursue your own independent surrogate parenting relationship while providing the same safeguards and professional guidance that our center provides through our other egg donation and surrogacy programs.

a letter to eX girlfriend

A letter to Ex-Girl Friend

Dear Monisha,

Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.

Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it's a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.

Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know better that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.

And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.

The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.

DICTIONARY FOR MEN/WOMEN

What MEN / WOMEN Says and What their actual Meanings.

WOMEN'S WORDS

1. Yes = No

2. No = Yes

3. Maybe = No

4. We need = I want

5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry

6. We need to talk = you're in trouble

7. Fine, go ahead = you better not

8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later

9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you idiot!

10. You're very attentive tonight = is s@x all you ever think about?

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MEN'S WORDS

1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

5. I love you = let's have s@x now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have s@x?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have s@x with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have s@x with you

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have s@x with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have s@x with you

Abortion and foeticide

The only difference between abortion and foeticide is that sex determination test is not used in abortion. Mostly, unmarried women will abort their pregnancy for reasons known to all. Covering up her mistake by murdering the foetus is acceptable in the society. Yes, women have the legal powers (not rights) to murder her foetus. Foeticide happens when the pregnant woman first determines the gender of the baby and then decides to murder the foetus. That means killing foetus is women’s rights (?) and legal, but killing foetus “after” determining the gender of the baby is illegal and crime. Therefore, only the element of determination of gender of the baby differentiates between so-called rights and crime.

More shocking is that the husband will be legally punished if he forces his wife to abort her pregnancy for whatever reasons. It is women’s sole prerogative to murder her foetus as she likes and when she likes. The husband has no say in her decision to kill her unborn baby. He has no rights to stop her wife to abort the pregnancy. Yes, Indian society still believes that women are better care-takers of children. Anyways, various laws are enacted to protect those women who want to murder their foetus without determining the gender of the baby. Laws are also enacted to protect women of female foeticide by falsely implicating the husband and in-laws for forcing her to have only male child.

It will probably take some more time for people to realize that it is always the woman who desire to have a male child. However, men will have to pay the price to live in India and marrying an Indian woman. There is an increasing number of bachelors who are realizing these days that they aren’t marrying an Indian woman, they are actually marrying a woman who has been given so many legal powers (not rights) that she is, by default, a legal extortionist and a legal blackmailer. It is not the question of being a good human being because it all depends on the woman’s intent to either let her husband live independently or legally harass him to become her slave. Who doesn’t want her husband to become her slave? It is romantic for a lot of woman to see her husband their slaves, and given the legal powers (not rights) to legally force the husband to become their slave is a dream come true for women. No, women are still portrayed as victims. Funny isn’t it? Don’t know what else they want as their legal powers (not rights).

The modern lifestyle of women has taken away their natural maternal instincts. They are absolutely clueless how to take care of their baby without the expert guidance of an elderly woman who either understands the needs of the baby or has not let the world damage her maternal instincts. Today’s mothers are impatient, reckless and short-tempered. There are several cases discovered where mothers have made a zombies out of their children by nagging them in a such manner that the child will do exactly what his/her mother will say. Sit, stand, walk, shut up, eat, sleep, drink, etc these are the orders received by the child from the mother, daily. Such treatment understandably damages the creativity and independent thinking of the child. Apparently, the father of the child is so much hen-pecked by the verbal domination of his wife that he can either support his wife whatever she is doing or run the risk of getting verbally spanked, nagged, emotionally tortured or maybe divorced too. Yes, this amounts of domestic violence on the husband but he is deprived of his fundamental rights to protect himself from his vicious wife.

It is these kind of women who are given the powers (in the name of rights to deceive people) to kill their foetus by abortion. Meanwhile, NGOs aggressively propagate the female foeticide issue in order to procure funds from the Government, corporate World; international organizations etc so that they can utilize the funds not for the welfare of child, but to promote, enforce and strengthen women empowerment. UN says that women empowerment is important for the welfare of the children. Yes, because when the foetus is killed by the woman through abortion, the child is saved from coming into the World of female domination. Everybody knows that UN is taken over by radical feminists and vehement protest is going on against UN for destroying the sanctity of marriage and also altering the human civilization for the worst. Indian NGOs can’t control themselves and they too started their own pro-abortion and anti-male campaign to fool the public.

Again, foetus, an unborn child, is living. Killing the foetus, before or after determining the gender, is a sin, if not a crime in female dominated society that we live in. In a female dominated society, crime does not apply to women because people are unable to understand their deception, and despite they understand their deception they refuse to oppose.

Women's Favourite Email of the Year

Women's Favourite Email of the Year

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:

Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes,fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balance the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.. Set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper. After supper he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night!

DUTIFUL WIFE

A women accompanied her husband to the doctor's
office. After his checkup, the doctor called
the wife into his office alone. He said, "If
you don't do the following, your husband will
surely die:

1. Each morning , fix him a healthy breakfast.

2. Be pleasant and make sure he is in a good
mood.

3. For lunch, make him a nutritious meal.

4. For dinner, prepare him an especially nice
meal.

5. Don't burden him with chores as he probably
had a hard day.

6. Don't discuss your problems with him.

On the way home, the husband asked his wife
what the doctor said to her.

she replied......

"You're going to
die,"

Indian Men

A man asked, “Babaji, I am suffering a lot because of my wife. Could you give me a solution to it?”
Babaji said, “If I had a solution, why would I become a saint?”

Apparently, the only solution to your problems from wife is to remain single.

We have heard a million times in social and friendly conversations the condition of an average married men who were proud to flaunt their courage, confidence and guts during their bachelorhood, but soon after they get married, they turn into a subservient sissy. Astonishingly, nobody seems to question the aggression of the woman who managed to turn his courageous and gregarious husband into an obedient tamed pet. Women obviously can’t admit that they cunningly change their husband to suit their own lifestyle, temperament and ambition. Men, on the other hand, are crushed between their own ‘right’ to freedom, independence, self-respect and the traditional culture of protecting and providing the woman in the family, which nobody seems to realize that it has become outdated long ago.

The condition of modern Indian men is like the Dhobhi ka kutta, naa ghar kaa naa ghaat kaa. He is forced to abide by the outdated Indian tradition, more so now because women have procured legal provisions that will legally punish men if they decide not to fulfill the whimsical desires of his wife e.g., kicking out his own parents out of the house so that the wife can rule the whole house. In the name of protection for women, feminists have procured legal provisions for women, which are, in reality, a legal slavery of men. Dowry laws and Domestic Violence laws are ways to protect women who proudly harass innocent men and in-laws. Feminists are trying to instill fear in men by proposing such biased and draconian laws for women’s so-called protection by which women can easily enslave men legally. Now, men are not safe in their house and nor at the office. Everywhere he goes, he is under constant threat of being falsely implicated by a woman. Feminist call this gender equality. Too much of anything is disastrous. Women have been given excessive legal ‘powers’ not rights and therefore, misuse of laws becomes inevitable. Innocent people are suffering and nobody seems to be bothered.

The pressure on an average man is incredible. He is now growing up in a feministic environment where he sees himself hated by women, unwanted by the educational system, labeled as criminal by the judiciary and eventually called a sperm bank and money-making machine by his wife. This feministic environment has taken away his fundamental ‘rights’ to live his life with freedom, independence, self-respect and dignity. He reads in newspapers that everybody believes that all men are rapists by nature, criminal by birth and born wife-beaters. He wants to object on the way male gender is degraded by the society, but he is so crushed inside slogging to make ends meet financially, that he has no energy left to stop anti-social activities of these feminists. He is emotionally hurt but can’t express his feelings. He has to endure watching male-bashing advertisements and TV serials. He has to endure derogatory remarks made by male-hating women and male-libbers. He is filled with furious anger, but he chooses to keep quiet.

In school, his existence is invisible to others, he is abandoned by his parents, thinking that he is a male and therefore he must be left alone taking care of himself. He is burdened with a million unanswered questions that he must silently endure and also continue to be a part of the rat-race in the competitive world, and repeatedly face failures damaging his self-confidence. He knows he is reasonably sensitive but his feelings are never respected nor taken care of by the family, friends and society. Reaching adolescent, he has already suppressed half of his real true self so that he does not become a misfit in the society. This suppression understandably damages his self-esteem and self-respect to an extent that his strong points becomes his weak points, he loses his determination, his passion fades away, his creativity weakens, what used to be a sharp mind now becomes blunt.

He finds no source of inspiration. He drags himself only to survive with the hope that his situation might not aggravate any further. But it does. He then gets married. However, before marriage, he may have believed that there is one girl out there for him, waiting to be discovered and loved by him. Fear of rejection in men has never been a serious issue in psychological science maybe because it is much easier to understand a woman than a man.

Besides, addressing a woman’s issue pays because it becomes easier for NGOs to procure funds when addressing women issues. Men issues are buried in the pile of apathy and disgust. Even after marriage, his inner most wishes are battered by so-called practical behaviour expected from him by his wife and the society. He understands the importance of ethical behaviour and therefore he remains jovial, friendly trying to conceal his true feelings from everybody he knows. He knows everybody around him, but nobody knows him. He masquerades his true emotions to be able to live a happy married life with his ever-dominating wife who only knows what ‘she’ wants, nothing else.

Indian men have proved that when it comes to being mysterious and enigmatic, they can easily defeat women. Indian men’s heart has been battered to such an extent that it is virtually impossible for anybody to even comprehend. He may always want to reclaim his lost self-respect, dignity and freedom in this feministic environment, but in reality, he knows that he is no less than a saint, who walks a broken and treacherous path to salvation, freedom from a life of slavery. This is Indian Men, who has been there and seen it all. He has seen the best of women, and now the worst of women, but his role as a man in India still remains the same. Indian men are getting the real feeling of spiritual enlightenment, where he is emotionally squeezed to look inward and search for true happiness inside him instead of dreaming a beautiful happy married life with a virtuous woman, which invariably turns out to be a self-centered wife, who only shows him the list of demands that he must fulfill along with handcuffs, in case he refuses or fails to comply. These men, though, will be lost in the memories of the rarest after they die, but will inspire ‘one’ unsuspecting man to discover a whole new life for Indian men for the years to come.

However, there will be certain men who will fail to resist the temptation of the fictional pleasure shown by self-indulgent glamorous women. They will be unable to sense the increasing emptiness within them because of the uncontrollable and beastly greed for sensual pleasure. Perhaps, these men, too, are necessary in our society for ‘others’ to observe and learn that if men don’t look inward to search for true happiness inside them, then they will run the risk of turning into an animal having no sensation of the true self. The past was glutted by mistakes, present is deplorable, and the future will get even more disastrous if Indian men don’t turn introvert and discover the true source of bliss. Living in such a decadent society is no easy task especially for a man having moral and ethical values, but if he takes the destiny of the future in his hands by being happy with what he is instead of pretending to be somebody else to avoid being a misfit in the society, he ‘will’ be in a position to alter the course of Indian society from becoming the victim of it’s own outlandish culture.

It is now time to be unconventional and revolutionary. Indian men must now seek to reclaim his lost self-respect, dignity and independence by not allowing the deformed and distorted Indian culture to overpower his ‘will’. He must now become connected to his true self, the sensitive and generous self, which has never been recognized in this female-dominated society. Only when he resists the temptation of sensual pleasures, which is now all around him, and opts to retain his dignity by respecting his body and the life-creating-force inside him, he will then feel the void inside him filling up with bliss and emotional freedom.

A man asked, “Babaji, I am suffering a lot because of my wife. Could you give me a solution to it?”
Babaji said, “The solution is inside you. Seek it and you shall find.”

Spirituality is the key for the problems of Indian men. The more they greed for sensual pleasure, the more they will feel empty and blank inside. The more they turn inward to seek true bliss and freedom, the more they will be in charge of their life and destiny. There was no respite for men in Indian tradition and culture and there will never be. Indian men can rest in the abode of spiritual knowledge and self-realization. We have always suppressed our self to be accepted in the female-dominated society, where we have been labeled as criminal, rapists and wife-beater. Not any more.

Divorce letter

Dear Wife,

I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.

Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had gotten a new hair cut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers later that night.

You came home, nibbled at your food for two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't want sex anymore or anything. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me. Whichever is the case,,,,I'm gone.

Signed,

Your EX-Husband

P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving away to West Virginia together. Have a great life!
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Dear Ex-Husband,

Nothing has made my day more enjoyable than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a 'good man' is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping. It's just too bad it doesn't work.

Yes, I did notice when you got a hair cut last week,,,and actually the first thing that came to my mind was "You look just like a girl",,, but my mother raised me not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with my SISTER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago.

I turned away from you when you had those new silk boxers on because the price tag was still on them. I prayed that it was just a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your silk boxers were $49.99...

After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for twenty million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to Hawaii. But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you've always wanted.

My lawyer said with the letter that you wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed: Rich As Hell and Freeeeeeeeeeee!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this but my sister 'Carla',,,was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem for you.

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definatiOn of kiss

The ACT OF KISSING IS DEFINED HERE UNDER.

A kiss is that which you cannot give without taking, and cannot take without giving.

It is a contraction of the mouth due to an enlargement of the heart.

It is a course of procedure cunningly devised for the mutual stoppage of speech at a moment when words are superfluous.

It is lip service to love and the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction. A kiss is a peculiar proposition.

Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing, the young man has to steal it, and the old man has to buy it. It is the baby`s right, the lover`s privilege, and the hypocrite`s mask.

To a young girl, faith? A married woman -hope? To an old maid- charity. A kiss can be a comma, a quotation mark or an exclamation point. It is also a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.

Playing Mr Nice...

After your date tonight, (if it's one of your first few ones) you really want her to refer to you as a 'nice person', right? Although you might have striven hard to get the 'bad boy' image (at least with fellow male friends), you better strive equally hard if not more, to be 'mister nice who cares for one and all' if you want the woman you desire.

If you just thought you're 'nice' anyways, you could be in for a shock. Sure you're nice – most people are. So what?

Being nice is not enough. Making her comfortable at the dining area or opening the door of your vehicle for her is good, but you also need to be interesting. (FYI, a 'nice guy', women have told us, equates to 'wimp' in too many people's minds.)

Following are some significant things that can make the difference between a regular nice guy and a 'successful' one. Read it twice…or more. In fact we suggest you stick it on your bedroom wall if you're single and dating.

1   Women love a man who is a challenge. The quickest and easiest way we've ever heard to let a woman know that 'you' are the guy she should be pursuing is to let women know you are successful with women. If you're nice, but at the same time are also 'easily gettable', you may get thumbs down.

2   The most effective way (we hope you know this but still is a point worthy to be reiterated) to approach a woman and ignite her attraction for you is giving her a compliment on her looks. They're simple, effective, and most importantly, FREE! You give attention, and you will get attention in return! But beware, they can be suicidal if given at wrong time and about the wrong places.

3   Not being 'aggressive' doesn't mean you have to wait for madam perfection to drop into your lap (which you as a 'nice guy' deserve, of course). You have to take some initiative. Be confident (but not really over-enthusiastic) and show some honest interest in a woman.

4   The best selling genre of books in the world is romance novels... because women love romance! So don't talk about hardcore sports for God's sake! (You can talk about some cute-looking cricketers, if she is of that type). But mostly, stick to mush-talk. If you are not the type who can talk about the smell of burnt tree leaves, don't do it. You'll look fake. But taking your date in a romantic place, offering her a flower, enjoying some jazz or even touching her hand in a delicate way is very romantic.

5   Don't talk only about yourself. You want her to listen to you? First listen carefully to her when she needs to be heard and hope for the best results. The most effective way to be interesting is asking questions and listening.

Keep in mind that often (not always, but very often) when a woman tells you about a problem she's having, she's not looking to you for the solution. So don't give her unnecessary gyaan but only comfort and reassurance that you're there.

6   One of the most important rules of dating is to approach women who are interested in dating in the first place! Don't try to sell chalk to someone who's looking for cheese. Also, don't get too preachy-friendly with women still reeling under their ex-long term relationships. You will 'remain' just a shoulder to cry!

girls - beware

*Important for girls :* A girl at a party in the University of Colombo on
Saturday night was taken by 5 men, Who according to hospital and police
reports, gang raped her before Dumping her at Bus stand Bambalapitiya.
Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the
repeat rapes along with traces of rohypnol in her blood. Rohypnol, date rape
drug is an essentially a small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their
victims. All they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl
can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had Taken place the
night before. Rohypnol, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such
that the victim doesn't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry
about having a paternity test identifying him months later.

The Drug's affects ARE NOT TEMPORARY - they are PERMANENT. Any female that
takes it WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE. The weasels can get this drug from
anyone who is in the vet school or any university. it's that easy, and
Rohypnol is about to break out big on campuses everywhere.

Believe it or not, there are even sites on the Internet telling people how
to use it. Please forward this to everyone you know, especially girls.

Girls, be careful when you're out and don't leave your drink unattended.
(added - Buy your own drinks, ensure bottles or cans received are Unopened
or sealed; don't even taste someone else's drink)

There was already been a report in Singapore of girls drink been Spiked by
Rohypnol.
Please make the effort to forward this to everyone you know.

WHAT IS DOMESTIC VIOLENCE?

A woman is beaten every nine seconds in the United States. Domestic violence is the most under-reported crime in the country, with the actual incidence 10 times higher than is reported.
Eighty percent of children who live in homes where domestic violence occurs witness the abuse.
On average, four women are murdered every day by their male partner in the U.S.

Women in the U.S. are in nine times more danger in their own homes than they are in the street.
According to the U.S. Department of Justice, 95 percent of reported spousal assaults are committed by men against women. Assaults committed by women against men occur in approximately 5 to 10 percent of domestic violence matters.
About 17 percent of women report experiencing physical or sexual violence during pregnancy.
Battering prior to pregnancy is the primary predictor that battering will occur during pregnancy.

Domestic violence is one of the nation's best-kept secrets.

Domestic violence is about one person getting and keeping power and control over another person in an intimate relationship. The abusive person might be your current or former spouse, live-in lover or dating partner. A psychologist and law school professor who is an expert in domestic violence has described it as "a pattern of behavior in which one intimate partner uses physical violence, coercion, threats, intimidation, isolation and emotional, sexual or economic abuse to control and change the behavior of the other partner."

Domestic violence happens to people of all ages, races, ethnicities, and religions. It occurs in both opposite-sex and same-sex relationships. Economic or professional status does not indicate domestic violence - abusers and victims can be laborers or college professors, judges or janitors, doctors or orderlies, schoolteachers, truck drivers, homemakers or store clerks. Domestic violence occurs in the poorest ghettos, the fanciest mansions and white-picket-fence neighborhoods.

About 95% of victims of domestic violence are women. Over 50% of all women will experience physical violence in an intimate relationship, and for 24-30% of those women, the battering will be regular and on-going. Every 15 seconds the crime of battering occurs. Most abusers are men. They may seem gentle, mean, quiet or loud, and may be big or small. There is some evidence that shows boys who grow up with domestic violence often become abusers as adults, however, many abusers are from non-violent homes, and many boys from violent homes do not grow up to be abusive.

The law defines domestic violence in very specific ways. Every state and U.S. territory has laws that allow its courts to issue protection orders, as do many Indian tribes. Each state, territory or tribe decides for itself how to define domestic violence and how its laws will help and protect victims, so the laws are different from one jurisdiction to another. Although you may be a victim of domestic violence, the laws in your jurisdiction may be written in a way that does not include or protect you. This does not mean that you are not a victim, and it does not mean that you should not seek help.

The law is a useful and important tool for increasing safety and independence, but it is not the only tool. In addition to legal assistance, you might benefit from safety planning, medical care, counseling, economic assistance and planning, job placement, childcare, eldercare or pet care assistance, or many other types of practical help and advice. You can seek assistance from advocates, shelters, support groups, the National Domestic Violence Hotline, and perhaps even your religious leader or doctor.

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE is a pattern of abusive behavior which keeps one partner in a position of power over the other partner through the use of fear, intimidation and control.
PHYSICAL ABUSE: Grabbing, pinching, shoving, slapping, hitting, hair pulling, biting, etc. Denying medical care or forcing alcohol and/or drug use.
SEXUAL ABUSE: Coercing or attempting to coerce any sexual contact without consent, e.g., marital rape, forcing sex after physical beating, attacks on sexual parts of the body or treating another in a sexually demeaning manner.
ECONOMIC ABUSE: Making or attempting to make a person financially dependent, e.g., maintaining total control over financial resources, withholding access to money, forbidding attendance at school or employment.
EMOTIONAL ABUSE: Undermining a person's sense of self-worth, e.g., constant criticism, belittling one's abilities, name calling, damaging a partner's relationship with the children.
PSYCHOLOGICAL ABUSE: Causing fear by intimidation, threatening physical harm to self, partner or children, destruction of pets and property, mind games or forcing isolation from friends, family, school and/or work.

AM I BEING ABUSED?
CHECKLIST

Look over the following questions. Think about how you are being treated and how you treat your partner. Remember, when one person scares, hurts or continually puts down the other person, it's abuse.

Does your partner…
____ Embarrass or make fun of you in front of your friends or family?
____ Put down your accomplishments or goals?
____ Make you feel like you are unable to make decisions?
____ Use intimidation or threats to gain compliance?
____ Tell you that you are nothing without them?
____ Treat you roughly - grab, push, pinch, shove or hit you?
____ Call you several times a night or show up to make sure you are where you said you would be?
____ Use drugs or alcohol as an excuse for saying hurtful things or abusing you?
____ Blame you for how they feel or act?
____ Pressure you sexually for things you aren't ready for?
____ Make you feel like there "is no way out" of the relationship?
____ Prevent you from doing things you want - like spending time with your friends or family?
____ Try to keep you from leaving after a fight or leave you somewhere after a fight to "teach you a lesson"?

Do you…
____ Sometimes feel scared of how your partner will act?
____ Constantly make excuses to other people for your partner's behavior?
____ Believe that you can help your partner change if only you changed something about yourself?
____ Try not to do anything that would cause conflict or make your partner angry?
____ Always do what your partner wants you to do instead of what you want?
____ Stay with you partner because you are afraid of what your partner would do if you broke-up?