Female Point System (just for fun)

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men:

 Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points.

 Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

 You don't get any points for doing something she expects.

 Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

 Here is a guide to the point system:



 SIMPLE DUTIES

 You make the bed (+1)

 You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)

 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)

 You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) , In the rain (+8)But return with Beer (-5)

 You check out a suspicious noise at night (0)

 You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)

 You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)

 You pummel it with iron rod (+10)

 It's her pet (-10)



 SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

 You stay by her side the entire party (0)

 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy

 (-2)

 Named Rita (-4)

 Rita is a dancer (-6)

 Rita is single and is really beautiful (-80)



 HER BIRTHDAY

 You forget her birthday (-50000)

 You take her out to dinner (0)

 You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+1)

 Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)

 And it's all-you-can- eat night (-3)

 It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can- eat night, and your face is painted the

 colours of your favourite team (-10)



 A NIGHT OUT

 You take her to a movie (+2)

 You take her to a movie she likes (+4)

 You take her to a movie you hate (+6)

 You take her to a movie you like (-2)

 It's called 'DeathCop' (-3)

 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans(-15)



 ENJOY THE 'BIG' QUESTION

 She asks, 'Do I look fat?' (-5) [Yes, you LOSE points no matter WHAT]

 You hesitate in responding (-10)

 You reply, 'Where?' (-35)

 Any other response (-20)



 COMMUNICATION

 When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks

 like a concerned __ex-pression (0)

 You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)

 You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)

 She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-10000)

 Now what chance do you have???


 Pass it on to the poor fellows for info & to the gals for a good laugh !

 

Happily Single or Happily Married

Gratefulness is the key to a happy life that we hold in our hands, because if we are not grateful, then no matter how much we have we will not be happy — because we will always want to have something else or something more. - Brother David Steindl-Rast :

Contentment is the key to happiness. If we are contented with what we have or whom we are, we will find true happiness. Success is not the key to happiness but rather happiness is the key to success.

Happiness mainly comes from our own attitude, rather than from external factors. If your own mental attitude is correct, even if you remain in a hostile atmosphere, you can still feel happy.-H.H. the Dalai Lama:

The process of being happy does not depend on others. You create your own happiness.If you love what you are doing , you will find happiness.

You can be happy as a single as well as being in marriage but I think I rather prefer to be married and being happy because of the joys of a family life and snuggled up in the warm embrace of a loving relationship.

Life is more fulfilling and compassionate when you have children in marriage. It gives meaning to what life is all about . A man who does not marry is like a fruit tree which flowers but bears no fruit.When he grows old, he will be cold ,lonely and living in an empty void.

It is not that they do not want to marry but their expectations are too high or too perfect and no one can live up to their standards or they have not found the right one yet.

If you are single ,be happy and if you are married, be happy too. Being married is full of challenges and if there are no challenges in life, life would not be worth living.